Re: Dear Mr. Grohl
Dear Mr. Grohl,
I am getting somewhat anxious now... how would you feel about playing chess via e-mail? Would that be more suitable? I know that you're a busy man but I think you could make it to a computer at least once a day to send your move! I feel it will be good practise in case you ever do decide to play me in our proposed epic battle. I'm not a creepy stalker by the way!
We could also make melon and strawberry smoothies. Why? Because it's a fun and delicious way to get your five a day. Hahahaha, good times to be had by all.
P.S. I'm really not a creepy stalker.