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Old February 14th 2009, 10:11 AM
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Hi Brian!

(AKA Sideburns).

Brian has a huge, highly distinguishable scar across his midriff.

Brian likes to send lewd photos of himself to 16 year old girls that he meets over the internet...

Oh, Brian, you tease!

That's a very small penis, Brian.

But, it always looks bigger if you wrap it in something!

That's one whacky portfolio.

UPDATE: For those of you who read this post and conclude that I'm being mean or unreasonable, I urge you to read the rest of the thread (or at least just this post), because by the end of it you will have discovered that this man is indeed, amongst other things, a real danger to children.

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Old February 14th 2009, 10:15 AM
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I can't believe you did that

fucking brilliant
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Old February 14th 2009, 10:16 AM
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super sleuth.
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Old February 14th 2009, 10:17 AM
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No way...
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Old February 14th 2009, 10:18 AM
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I didn't even need to do anything! Some anonymous genius PM'd me. Hahaha.
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Old February 14th 2009, 10:28 AM
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Highly distinguishable scarring FTW.
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Old February 14th 2009, 10:30 AM
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Highly distinguishable scarring FTW.
Hehe.

But seriously i sort of don't understand where this has all come from, i'm just starting to read that thread about her petty friends.
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Old February 14th 2009, 10:44 AM
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This is that dude Sideburns? I take it that scar is from the operation when they removed his sense of decency.

What a complete loser.
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Old February 14th 2009, 10:52 AM
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I actually had my hand over my mouth looking at those pictures, very creepy guy.
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Old February 14th 2009, 10:59 AM
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WTF??? That is beyond freaky.

Nice one Dave.
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Old February 14th 2009, 11:06 AM
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Oh dear.
He'll be writing more letters....
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Old February 14th 2009, 11:14 AM
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Heh.
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Old February 14th 2009, 11:47 AM
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while it definitely seems difficult to work out if brian has balls underneath that flannel, he still appears to have more than whatever spiv goes around anonymously PMing this shit. if you want to trash someone so publically - even if they deserve it - grow a fucking pair yourself.
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Old February 14th 2009, 11:53 AM
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Old February 14th 2009, 12:57 PM
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OHHHHH my god!
I've been away for too darn long.

There's a pic of me in one of those photobucket albums.
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Old February 14th 2009, 01:00 PM
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What is all this nonsense, some sort of unrequited homoerotic crush?
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OHHHHH my god!
I've been away for too darn long.

There's a pic of me in one of those photobucket albums.
He seemingly got them off myspace. Creepy motherfucker!
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Old February 14th 2009, 01:07 PM
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What is all this nonsense, some sort of unrequited homoerotic crush?
Alas no. I've been pubic 8 years too long for his liking.

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Old February 14th 2009, 01:18 PM
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Oh my shit.
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Old February 14th 2009, 01:25 PM
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about 50% of people have a photo of their arsehole circulating online, with or without their knowledge.

until i see a photo of brian beating off into a catholic schoolgirl's backpack (or better yet, congealing her new set of braces with jizz), i remain unfazed

don't really get the letters though. but at least he's not chronicling fantasy sexcapades on them or anything dirty.
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